If you see me on the street and there appears to be a bit more grey in my hair than usual, let me explain. We were shopping in Sport Chalet the other day, and Alison was looking at the shorts on a male mannequin when she noticed something unusual.
"Daddy, look -- this man has a penis."
"What??"
"See, look..."
And to confirm, she grasped the mannequin's package through his running shorts and looked up at me and laughed.
Lord help me.
Well, at least be glad it was a mannequin and not an actual jogger.
Very funny.
Posted by: Hygiene Dad | September 05, 2006 at 04:08 AM
At least she didn't say her usual, "PEANUTS!"
Posted by: Leslie | September 05, 2006 at 06:57 PM
funny.
my daughter saw me getting out of the bathroom - hi daddy u have a hole in your pipi and hair - can i have one ?
Posted by: abba-daddy | September 08, 2006 at 04:38 AM
Did anyone else see this happen?
She is going to be a fun teenager.
Posted by: Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah | September 11, 2006 at 05:20 AM